Free drinks for the elderly!
|[Scene:||Luke, age 7, is running a lemonade stand when a prospective customer approaches]|
|Luke:||"Ice cold lemonade! And we're running a special right now, ma'am: free drinks for the elderly!" [holds up cup of lemonade to the woman]|
|Woman:||[appears to be in her late 40s] "Um. I'm not elderly."|
|Luke:||"Oh... well... You can still have it for free."|
|Woman:||"How much is it otherwise?"|
|Woman:||"Here's fifty cents to stop calling me elderly."|