Free drinks for the elderly!
| [Scene: | Luke, age 7, is running a lemonade stand when a prospective customer approaches] |
| Luke: | "Ice cold lemonade! And we're running a special right now, ma'am: free drinks for the elderly!" [holds up cup of lemonade to the woman] |
| Woman: | [appears to be in her late 40s] "Um. I'm not elderly." |
| Luke: | "Oh... well... You can still have it for free." |
| Woman: | "How much is it otherwise?" |
| Luke: | "Fifty cents." |
| Woman: | "Here's fifty cents to stop calling me elderly." |
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