Beth, age 4, tells me that Cat In the Hat and Bessie the Bunny are getting married today. It will be a small, private ceremony. I believe the only ones invited are Beth, myself, and a few close friends: Big Dog, Little Dog, Juju the Snow Monkey, Spotlock the Mouse, Prancer the Ginger Cat, and possibly Arrow the Chameleon.
No word yet on the happy couple’s intentions regarding honeymoons, housing, children, joint checking accounts, and so on. I expect they will be able to live quite comfortably off of Cat’s television appearances and Bessie’s modeling career.