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February 17, 2013 | 8:30am

Songs of the Boy, Part 9

It’s been awhile, but here are some more lines from Luke’s improvised singing:

If you hit my anger button / You’re gonna be sorry sorry SORRY!
There are butts in the air / There are butts on the ground / There are butts in the ocean / There are butts all around / There are butts butts butts butts BUUUUUUUUUTTS!
You got more rocks in your head / Than I have in my rock collection / And I think you’re stuck.
Don’t flush the chicken down the toilet / Unless Dad has the plunger ready.

Various past lyrics:

From Luke: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.
From Beth, see 1, 2, and this Thanksgiving thing.
Also this.

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December 13, 2012 | 8:30am

Songs of the Boy, Part 8

More lines from Luke’s improvised singing:

Welcome to the Buttcheek Rodeo / Hang on and watch out!
Polly ain’t getting a waffle from Daddy today!
A billion barnacle buckteeth can’t be wrong.
Once when I was a child / There was poop on the ceiling.

Past lyrics from Luke: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.

For songs from Beth, see 1, 2, and this Thanksgiving thing.

Also, inexplicably, this.

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August 11, 2012 | 8:48am

Songs of the Girl, Part 2

For previously noted songs of Beth, age 4, see this (or these from Luke: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, or 7).

A few recent lines:

Inchworm, inchworm, measuring my butt. / I hope it’s not as big as it looks.
There’s a robot / Driving down the road / Uh oh, uh oh / I stepped on it to pieces!
Girls are beautiful, girls are pretty / but boys are just boys.
My brain is sending a message to my hand / and it says hello, hand!

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August 10, 2012 | 8:46am

Songs of the Boy, Part 7

For previously noted songs of Luke, age 7, see parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, or 6 (or this from Beth).

A few recent lines:

I won’t stop, stop, stop / Until my butt goes wacko!
Hey ho, my name is Joe / I like to eat yellow snow! / Yum yum!
You stopped me in my tracks / And asked if I had Exlax / The answer is still no / But I can tell you where to go.
I, I, I… am, am, am… THE NINJA PIG!… THE NINJA PIG! (accompanied by fists punching the air)

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March 14, 2012 | 9:00am

Songs of the Boy, Part 4

More improvised song lyrics from Luke, age 7. (also see 1, 2, 3) Typically these were repeated multiple times. Any song involving farting or poop is likely to have been sung at the top of his lungs while he was sitting on the toilet.

Yeah, yeah, nah, nah, I call my daddy dada / I don’t want to stop now to get my data.
I’m the super pooper and nobody can make me stop!
I can do anything I want to my room / except sell it and buy a mansion.
Oh Daddy, please stop singing / before you make me ca-razy!
I’m shaking my booty, booty in the air, air, air / and everyone can smell that it’s my derrière.

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January 11, 2012 | 11:00am

Songs of the Boy, Part 2

As I’ve previously posted, both of my kids sing a lot, but especially Luke (age 7). Here are some of the lyrics from recent songs. No, I don’t know how these pop into his head.

Toot toot your booty! Boot boot your tooty!
I’ve got the joy, joy, joy, joy, down in my fart, down in my fart, down in my fart.
You can’t know what I don’t know, but I know what you don’t.
I never change my mind, yes I do, yes I do! I always change my mind, no I don’t, no I don’t! [yes, this is still. happening.]
Tow truck, tow truck, it pulls a dead chicken.

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