Luke intentionally dumped a bottle of “fairy dust” sparkle makeup on his own head and then danced around the room maniacally. This photo does not convey the true amount of glitter that was in his hair — not to mention his neck, shoulders, and torso. It looked like somebody hit him with a magic wand. And he left a trail of glitter around the house wherever he went.

Later, the dog licked sparkles off the floor and then threw up under the kitchen table. If you have ever wondered whether dog vomit could be improved upon by the addition of glitter, I can conclusively tell you: no.