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| [Scene: | the kids were having this conversation in the back of the car] |
| Beth: | [age 4] "How many sheep can fit into a tree?" |
| Luke: | [age 7] "What are my choices?" |
| Beth: | "5, 9, or 80." |
| Luke: | "9?" |
| Beth: | "No." |
| Luke: | "5?" |
| Beth: | "No." |
| Luke: | "80?" |
| Beth: | "Yes, that's it!" |
| [both erupt in laughter] | |
| Luke: | "Oh YEAH! Daddy's in the house tonight and he's eating at home!" |
| Beth: | "It's your turn." |
| Luke: | "Okay. How many unicorns can fit into a port-a-potty?" |
| Beth: | "What are my choices?" |
| Luke: | "A million, a million, or a million." |
| Beth: | "Hmm. A million?" |
| Luke: | "Is that the first million, the second million, or the third?" |
| Beth: | "The third?" |
| Luke: | "No." |
| Beth: | "The first?" |
| Luke: | "No." |
| Beth: | "It must be the second!" |
| Luke: | "YES!" |
| [both erupt in laughter] | |
| Luke: | "Your turn now." |
| Beth: | "How many motorcycles can fit on the roof?" |
| Luke: | "Of what? The car?" |
| Beth: | "The roof of that building right there." |
| Luke: | "Okay. What are my choices?" |
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