June 13, 2012  |  8:55am
"Look at all these pictures! Why all the women showing off their boobs? Boobs are big, round, and disgusting! They’re gross! Who buys these magazines anyway? I’ll never want to look at that."

— Luke, age 7, observing the photos of scantily-clad models on the magazines along a supermarket checkout line

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January 2, 2012  |  11:01am
I'm going to fart
Luke: [age 7] "Hey. I'm going to fart, I can tell. Here it comes. One... two... three..." [loudly passes gas]
Me: "That's disgusting."
Luke: "Come on, it's funny!" [starts laughing hysterically]
Me: "Look at me. Do I look like I think it's funny?"
Luke: "No, you've got on your 'I am not amused' face." [still laughing]
Me: "Exactly. So what do you think about that?"
Luke: "Your face makes this EVEN FUNNIER!"
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November 12, 2011  |  8:36am
Time to dance
Luke: [age 7] "Listen to this!" [passes gas in a rhythm]
Me: "That's disgusting. What do you say?"
Luke: [begins to shimmy across the floor] "I say, it's time to dance! I'm gonna TOOT A RUMBA!"
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