Darth Poppins
Me: "What are you humming?"
Luke: [age 7] "Umm... it's a combination of the Darth Vader song and Mary Poppins."
Me: "What?"
Luke: "Yeah: Dum, dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum dum, dum dum, a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. I call it the Darth Poppins Song."
"The Death Star is so big, I bet there’s a shopping center in it somewhere… and it’s called the Darth Mall."

— Luke, age 7

The kids turned me into Darth Viking Clause.

The kids turned me into Darth Viking Clause.

You’ve probably seen this Volkswagon advertisement.  Some news about the boy who played Vader

Max Page, the 7-year-old who played Little Vader in Volkswagen’s hugely popular 2011 Super Bowl spot, will undergo open-heart surgery Wednesday for a congenital heart defect, according to a note from ad agency Deutsch.

But check out his attitude:

“Mom, I don’t have a choice. I have to go through it. I don’t like it and it’s still scary—but I have to. So I think I might as well go through it with a good attitude.”

“Kids, if you use your FORCE and dream big, you can achieve anything. We may be small—but we’re mighty!”

Read more.

Darth Snowman
[I found this among some old saved messages from last year, when Luke was 6]
Me: “You have homework, right?”
Luke: “Yeah, I have to decorate this snowman.” (holds up construction paper)
Me: “Okay. How should we do it?”
Luke: “I think he should be a ninja. Or Darth Snowman.”
Darth Chipmunk
Luke: “If Darth Vader were a chipmunk, what would the Death Star be made out of?”
Me: “What?”
Luke: “You know, the big round space station?”
Me: “Hmm... tree bark? A giant acorn, maybe?”
Luke: “And his theme song would go like...” (makes chipmunk noises to the tune of the Imperial March)
Me: “How would you know he was a chipmunk if he was wearing a helmet and cape?”
Luke: “His tail would stick out. Duh!”