Using up scrips and scraps from last week’s groceries while making breakfast: blueberry/white chocolate pancakes with strawberries, and a spinach-steak omelette. 

Actually, at urging from the kids, there is also some leftover mac-and-cheese in the omelette. Luke hates it. Beth loves it. I probably won’t do that again. But it used up leftovers (which was the main goal). The dog will eat whatever we don’t. 

Everybody likes the white chocolate in the pancakes, though. Who wouldn’t want candy for breakfast?

Using up scrips and scraps from last week’s groceries while making breakfast: blueberry/white chocolate pancakes with strawberries, and a spinach-steak omelette.

Actually, at urging from the kids, there is also some leftover mac-and-cheese in the omelette. Luke hates it. Beth loves it. I probably won’t do that again. But it used up leftovers (which was the main goal). The dog will eat whatever we don’t.

Everybody likes the white chocolate in the pancakes, though. Who wouldn’t want candy for breakfast?

Beth: [age 4] "It would be strange if the toilet was full of candy. You know, candy canes and chocolate and little bits of marshmallows."
Me: "Umm... you haven't put any candy in the toilet, have you?"
Beth: "Don't be silly. I wouldn't do that!"
Me: "I'm glad to hear it. Please don't ever put candy in the toilet."
Beth: "If you did that, then you couldn't eat the candy! It would be all gross!"
Me: "That's true."
Beth: "But the toilet /is/ clogged with something else right now."

Sticky Oozey Things… 

Yesterday was a day of making sticky oozey things. First, we made a couple of batches of homemade slime (one each for Beth and Luke), then we made oobleck, and finally we made brownies.  Recipes for all of these are below. (Tip: don’t mix them up.)

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Slime

The slime is very similar to the slime you can buy in toy stores. It is easy to make. You need Borax (found in most detergent aisles); a 5oz bottle of clear Elmer’s glue (white glue will work but the slime will be opaque); water; and food coloring.

  1. In a bowl, take ½ cup of very warm water and slowly stir Borax into it until no more Borax will dissolve. There may be some Borax grains in the bottom. That’s okay.
  2. In another bowl, mix 1¼ cup of very warm water with an entire 5oz. bottle of clear Elmer’s glue.  Some glue bottles are only 4oz, so adjust your water accordingly.
  3. Add food coloring to the glue mixture as desired. Here, the yellow slime was two drops of yellow, while the blue slime was two drops of blue.  Mix it in well.
  4. Take ⅓ cup of the Borax mixture (without any Borax grains that might be at the bottom) and slowly mix it into the glue mixture. It will get thicker very quickly.  Don’t be afraid to use your hands to knead it around.
  5. If the slime is too chunky, add little bits of warm water (1-2 tablespoons at a time) and knead it in for a few minutes.  Keep doing this until you reach the desired slime consistency.
  6. Store the results in an airtight container or ziploc bag.

It’s pretty gross, which means it is fun for children.  It is also very sticky and likely to make an enormous mess.  Fortunately it washes off pretty easily (since the glue is washable, and Borax is soap), although the food coloring can stain clothing and furniture if you aren’t careful.

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Oobleck

This is a common experiment in children’s science books. The mixture has curious properties: when you apply strong or sudden force to it, it feels like a solid; but when you let up, it acts like a liquid. Scientifically, it is a non-Newtonian fluid called a diletant. Unscientifically, it is from the Dr. Seuss book Bartholomew and the Oobleck.

It’s easy to make.  In a bowl or tray, mix 1 cup of water with 1½ cups of corn starch. Use a spoon to mix it well. It may take 8-10 minutes to get an even consistency. Add more corn starch if you want thicker oobleck. Add food coloring if desired. In the hospital-green mixture above, we added three drops of blue and two drops of yellow.

Fortunately, corn starch cleans up easily in the sink.

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Brownies

I didn’t have any baking chocolate on hand (which is unusual in this house), and was nearly out of other ingredients, but for some reason there was cocoa powder in the pantry. So I adapted a recipe from the internet.  It’s not as good as my usual recipe but it was good enough that the pan was half gone in less than an hour.

Ingredients:

  • ½ cup melted butter (this is all the butter I had on hand)
  • ½ cup canola oil (this is all the oil I had on hand)
  • 1½ cups white sugar
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
  • 4 eggs
  • 1 cup all-purpose flour
  • 1 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
  • ½ teaspoon baking powder
  • ½ teaspoon salt
  • 1 cup coconut flakes

Steps:

  1. Preheat oven to 350°F. Grease a 13x9 inch baking pan.
  2. In a medium bowl, mix together the butter, oil, sugar, and vanilla. Beat in the eggs.
  3. One at a time, add the cocoa, flour, salt, and baking powder to the batter. Stir each ingredient in well before adding the next ingredient.
  4. Spread the batter evenly into the pan. Sprinkle the coconut evenly across the top of the batter and lightly press it into the batter.
  5. Bake for 20 minutes, or until a toothpick comes out cleanly. Let cool before cutting.

There is enough butter and cocoa in this that it occasionally gives people heartburn and keeps them awake at night. This never seems to stop them from eating it, though.

Kamuka and the Blind Man
[Scene: Beth, age 3, has just sat on the sofa next to me. Note that you may want to read www.andimthedad.com/tagged/kamuka for past references of kamuka.]
Beth: "Let's go on a trip!"
Me: "Sounds good. Where are we going?"
Beth: "We're going to see kamuka!"
Me: "Oh no, not 'kamuka' again. I thought kamuka was part of the golden light?"
Beth: "Yes! But kamuka is also a man."
Me: "He's a man?"
Beth: "Yes! Kamuka is a man who cannot see. He wears a green shirt."
Me: "I had no idea kamuka was a person. What does he do?"
Beth: "He drives a truck."
Me: "Kamuka is a blind man who drives a truck? That sounds dangerous."
Beth: "Oh no. He drives a truck around and gives people good things."
Me: "What kind of good things? Like, chocolate ice cream?"
Beth: "No, he doesn't like chocolate ice cream. He delivers presents to people."
Me: "Ahhh. He delivers presents. Kind of like Santa Clause?"
Beth: "Not that kind of present. He delivers flowers. Pots of flowers for people to plant. And he delivers seeds. And watering cans."
Me: "That's pretty cool. He must be busy in the spring."
Beth: "Oh yes. And he is an animal too."
Me: "Really? What kind of animal?"
Beth: "I can't tell you. It's a secret."
Me: "So let me see if I get this straight. Kamuka has something to do with the golden light, but it is also a blind man in a green shirt who drives around giving people plants. And he can turn into an animal."
Beth: "No, he /is/ an animal."
Me: "And a man? At the same time?"
Beth: "Yes! And he doesn't like chocolate ice cream."
Me: "And you want to go visit him."
Beth: "Yes!"
Me: "Does he live around here?"
Beth: "No, he lives in You Nork."
Me: "You Nork? Do you mean New York?"
Beth: "No, I mean You Nork. It's like New York, but different."
Me: "And that's where we'll find the blind man-animal named kamuka who wears a green shirt and drives a truck around giving plants to people?"
Beth: "Yes!"
Me: "Well, let's go. I want to meet this guy. Do you know how to get to You Nork?"
Beth: "It's too late now. Maybe some other time. Would you like some tea?"
Put your hands up!
Beth: [age 3, pointing a Nerf pistol at me] "Daddy! Put your hands up!"
Me: [puts hands up] "Don't shoot! I'm innocent!"
Beth: "This is a special gun. You have to pick what kind of bullets it shoots."
Me: "Really? What are my choices?"
Beth: "Chocolate chips, or peanut butter."
Me: "I'll take chocolate chips."
Beth: "Okay." [pulls trigger, hits me with Nerf dart] "There you go."
Me: "Mmmm, chocolate chips! That's delicious. Can I have some more?"
Beth: [cocking gun] "No, I'm out of chocolate chip bullets. You have to make a new choice."
Me: "What are my options now?"
Beth: "Cinnamon or cherries."
Me: "Hmm. How about cherries?"
Beth: "Okay." [pulls trigger, but dart fails to shoot] "Oh no. I guess we're out of cherries too. Sorry, Daddy."
Stirbatch the Superhero
[Scene: Luke, age 5, is wearing a cape]
Luke: "Dad, my superhero name is Stirbatch."
Me: "Stirbatch?"
Luke: "Yeah."
Me: "What kind of superpower does Stirbatch have?"
Luke: "I turn bad guys into cookie dough. Then you can bake them and have cookies."
Me: "Cookies? What kind, chocolate chip?"
Luke: "All kinds. Different bad guys turn into different cookie dough, obviously."