June 3, 2011  |  3:00pm
Butt stereo
[Scene: Luke, age 5, coming out of the bathroom]
Me: “Where are your pants?”
Luke: “Look at my butt.”
Me: “What?”
Luke: “I sat on the toilet so long, I got giant rings on my butt cheeks.”
Me: “I see.”
Luke: “Don’t they look like giant stereo speakers?”
Me: “No.”
Luke: “But wouldn’t it be cool to HAVE stereo speakers that looked like a butt?”
Me: “No.”
Luke: “They'd be great at a party! Boom Boom Boom!”
Me: “Go find your pants.”
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