June 13, 2012  |  8:55am
"Look at all these pictures! Why all the women showing off their boobs? Boobs are big, round, and disgusting! They’re gross! Who buys these magazines anyway? I’ll never want to look at that."

— Luke, age 7, observing the photos of scantily-clad models on the magazines along a supermarket checkout line

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July 27, 2011  |  2:40pm
Blue-footed boobies
[Scene: Luke, age 6, is waiting for a bus]
Luke: “Dad, did you know there was a bird called the blue-footed booby?”
Me: “Yes.”
Luke: “Why did they name a bird after women’s breasts? Breasts don’t have feet.”
Me: “I don’t know.”
Luke: “Or are breasts named after the bird? Like, 'Look, I’ve got two birds on my chest!'”
Me: “Look! Here comes the bus.”
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