Pick up your Linny Tinny
Beth: [age 4] "Okay. Now pick up your Linny Tinny."
Me: "My what?"
Beth: "Your Linny Tinny!"
Me: "I have a Linny Tinny?"
Beth: "Yes! It's your leg." [motions to my right leg]
Me: "Oh. I didn't know my right leg had a name. Does my left leg have a name?"
Beth: "That one is called Lefty."
Me: "Do my arms have names?"
Beth: "Yes. That one is Willy, and the other one is Junie. You have a boy arm and a girl arm."
Me: "Hmm. Do /your/ arms and legs have names?"
Beth: "Of course not! I'm a princess. I give other people names. I don't keep them for myself!"
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