Blow you a kiss
Beth: [age 4] "I'm going to blow you a kiss!" [blows a kiss]
Me: [catches it in my hand, then pats my palm on my cheek] "Got it!"
Beth: "No, Daddy. You're supposed to swallow it."
Me: "Swallow it?"
Beth: "Yes! Kisses are sweet like candy! They bounce around inside your tummy and feel really good!"
Me: "I had no idea. That's amazing."
Beth: "I'll give you one more chance."
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