For previously noted songs of Luke, age 7, see parts 1, 2, 3, and 4 (or this from Beth).

• Frying pans, frying pans, and I ain’t afraid to use them. / They just don’t feel the way they used to anymore.
• The Easter bunny is fictitious, fictitious, da da dada dum. / But bunny ears are still fun to play with.
• The smell of my own butt / is better to me than roses / better to me than donuts / but not better than Dad’s pizza.
• I’m staring out the window / and everybody’s staring back. / I think they know I’m naked / and I’m about to do a dance.

And here’s one with hand motions. As you sing, you are supposed to draw the outline (or make the motion) of that line’s subject in the air with your hands:

Form the cow / form, form the cow.
Form the cow / form, form the cow.

Milk the cow / milk, milk the cow.
Milk the cow / milk, milk the cow.

Form the cheese / form, form the cheese.
Form the cheese / form, form the cheese.

Cut the cheese / cut, cut the cheese —

At this point, you interrupt the song with an enormous farting sound. Yes, the whole thing is a joke made to end on that as the punchline.

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