Photo: pizza we made for dinner recently
[Scene: Luke, age 7, and Beth, age 3, are standing by while I’m taking homemade pizza out of the oven for dinner; see picture above of the actual pizza]
Me: “What do you think? Did I put enough pepperoni on it?”
Luke: “Well, it’s a lot, but I don’t think it’s a world record or anything.”
Me: “I wonder if there is a world record for pepperoni.  There might be.”
Luke: “There’s a world record for everything. There’s probably a world record for dog poop on pizza.”
Me: “That’s disgusting.”
Beth: “Yuck! Nobody would eat that.”
Luke: “I bet the dog would.”

Photo: pizza we made for dinner recently

[Scene: Luke, age 7, and Beth, age 3, are standing by while I’m taking homemade pizza out of the oven for dinner; see picture above of the actual pizza]

Me: “What do you think? Did I put enough pepperoni on it?”

Luke: “Well, it’s a lot, but I don’t think it’s a world record or anything.”

Me: “I wonder if there is a world record for pepperoni.  There might be.”

Luke: “There’s a world record for everything. There’s probably a world record for dog poop on pizza.”

Me: “That’s disgusting.”

Beth: “Yuck! Nobody would eat that.”

Luke: “I bet the dog would.”

16 November 2011 ·

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