Scripts and scraps from my real-life parenting sitcom.
[Scene: Beth, age 3, has just eaten a particulary messy meal]
Mom: "Now, just sit there until I get a damp washcloth to wipe off your arms."
Beth: "Why?"
Mom: "Because your arms are sticky."
Beth: "Oh no they're not. I licked them all off!"
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