I don’t think I broke anything. I was wearing protective gear, and without it I almost certainly would have broken my arm, but instead I pushed my shoulder into an unnatural position while driving my elbow pad into my chest. I have major muscle pain. Hurts to breathe or move.Ouch. I hope you’re ok. At my age bones break too easily for me to risk such activities.
— my wife, in response to my comment that I knew skateboarding was going to hurt now and then, but…
A man my age does not fall off a skateboard lightly.
|Beth:||[age 4] "Let's play a game."|
|Me:||"Okay. What do you want to play?"|
|Beth:||"Let's play that aliens are attacking us. And we're tigers who have to fight them. And I'm your sidekick."|
|Me:||"That sounds cool. Do we have names?"|
|Beth:||"Yes! Your name is Azore."|
|Me:||"Azore... that sounds cool. So what's your name?"|
|Me:||"Scratchypants? My sidekick's name is Scratchypants?"|
|Beth:||"If this is going to be a problem, then maybe you should find a new sidekick."|
electradaddy replied to your link: More U.S. Children Being Diagnosed With Youthful Tendency Disord
I wanted to name one of my twins “Chicken-Butt” but DynaPapa wouldn’t let me.Obviously DynaPapa doesn’t have the same foresight and vision that you do!