Narcotics.FYI, I now have a bottle of vicodine… thank you, doctor.
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Narcotics.FYI, I now have a bottle of vicodine… thank you, doctor.
I don’t think I broke anything. I was wearing protective gear, and without it I almost certainly would have broken my arm, but instead I pushed my shoulder into an unnatural position while driving my elbow pad into my chest. I have major muscle pain. Hurts to breathe or move.Ouch. I hope you’re ok. At my age bones break too easily for me to risk such activities.
— my wife, in response to my comment that I knew skateboarding was going to hurt now and then, but…
H.M.O.G.
A man my age does not fall off a skateboard lightly.
| Beth: | [age 4] "Let's play a game." |
| Me: | "Okay. What do you want to play?" |
| Beth: | "Let's play that aliens are attacking us. And we're tigers who have to fight them. And I'm your sidekick." |
| Me: | "That sounds cool. Do we have names?" |
| Beth: | "Yes! Your name is Azore." |
| Me: | "Azore... that sounds cool. So what's your name?" |
| Beth: | "Scratchypants." |
| Me: | "Scratchypants? My sidekick's name is Scratchypants?" |
| Beth: | "If this is going to be a problem, then maybe you should find a new sidekick." |
electradaddy replied to your link: More U.S. Children Being Diagnosed With Youthful Tendency Disord
I wanted to name one of my twins “Chicken-Butt” but DynaPapa wouldn’t let me.Obviously DynaPapa doesn’t have the same foresight and vision that you do!