electradaddy replied to your post: 
Narcotics.
FYI, I now have a bottle of vicodine… thank you, doctor.

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Ouch. I hope you’re ok. At my age bones break too easily for me to risk such activities.
I don’t think I broke anything. I was wearing protective gear, and without it I almost certainly would have broken my arm, but instead I pushed my shoulder into an unnatural position while driving my elbow pad into my chest. I have major muscle pain. Hurts to breathe or move. 
This morning, a friend of mine sympathized with my pain and lauded me for modeling good skateboarding practices by wearing protective gear. It’s a great example for my kids, she said.  I get that, but now I’ve got to model good pain management practice that somehow avoids shouting expletives every time I move.

"I think you forgot how much it hurts to hurt."

— my wife, in response to my comment that I knew skateboarding was going to hurt now and then, but…

H.M.O.G.

A man my age does not fall off a skateboard lightly.

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Beth: [age 4] "Let's play a game."
Me: "Okay. What do you want to play?"
Beth: "Let's play that aliens are attacking us. And we're tigers who have to fight them. And I'm your sidekick."
Me: "That sounds cool. Do we have names?"
Beth: "Yes! Your name is Azore."
Me: "Azore... that sounds cool. So what's your name?"
Beth: "Scratchypants."
Me: "Scratchypants? My sidekick's name is Scratchypants?"
Beth: "If this is going to be a problem, then maybe you should find a new sidekick."

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I wanted to name one of my twins “Chicken-Butt” but DynaPapa wouldn’t let me.
Obviously DynaPapa doesn’t have the same foresight and vision that you do!

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